Wednesday, 2 March 2011

TESCO- The regime

Mankind has come a long way since killing his first meal, by golly has he. The art of hunting was a must for all who wanted to survive; soon the art of cooking was learnt, and later; many years later came the stores. That’s right supermarkets a word which nowadays seems very apt for what they are. Which is simply a super- market; when they first began they arrived small and much to the understandable uproar of local businesses and residents. The fear of something bigger and possibly better coming along was too much for people to bear think about, and it sent tremors up the spines of butchers, green grocers and bakers alike Are they going to steal our trade? Was the common thought swirling their minds. The answer it seemed was a very definite yes, and the scary thing was it was rightly so. The convenience of these stores was just so great that in the end even the most defiant of souls eventually gave in. Of course there were those traditionalists who still wanted to buy their meat from the butchers and their bread from the baker’s. Fairenough I say. However so did the supermarkets; they didn’t care, because they built their own, and now most people wouldn’t be able to taste or see the difference between butchers meat and supermarket butchers meat; and to be perfectly honest they wouldn’t even care so long as the price is right, and with supermarkets its always right. In case you haven’t realised yet the store I’m talking about is TESCO or as it probably should be called TESCO-The regime. That’s right the wonderful big store up the road with everything you could possibly desire, Christmas shopping all under one roof... fantastic.
Or is it?? Are we slowly getting told where to buy and where to shop through subliminal messages?
Is the propaganda of TESCOELATED advertisement eating into our very souls coaxing us into to worshipping a false and money sucking overlord? Probably not, would be the answer but that doesn’t mean that it won’t happen and it certainly doesn’t mean it’s not possible because scarily enough it most certainly is.  TESCO is a powerful and controlling allied (much like the U.S) and if they bought into arms they would be even more powerful so (much like the U.S) you see to be able to notice the similarities between a supermarket chain to a superpower is quite a feat but with TESCO, not that much. I mean they are based in a place called Cheshunt for god’s sake a place name made out of strategy and the skill to chase dominate and kill- Chess and hunt; coincidence much?? It seems this is fate in its purest form, Tesco was destined to become the machine it is today; and with a whopping operating income of £3.4 billion it doesn’t seem to be slowing down. So in the future when you’re driving your TESCO bought car on your TESCO insurance powered by your TESCO fuel and you turn on TESCO radio and hear that the TESCO Army are now preparing to go to war, in alarm you pick up your TESCO mobile and phone your relatives who are on holiday on their TESCO club card points and you tell them to stay out of the conflict zone. Just remember that you read this, and that being a drone is not always the wisest way; so by golly don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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