I DONT DO MORNINGS!

Sleep; good ole sleep cant beat it the lovely docile bodily requirement designed to heal and replenish your body and mind. LOVELY ain't it; but IL tell ya what Sonny's I bloody hate it when you come across the bastard people in your life that very much certainly do do mornings: Just picture it, its a peaceful Sunday morning; your just beginning to stir , your in a place somewhere between dosing and awake, its beautiful the warm sun gently shines through the window warmly caressing your face, your body so snug beneath the covers silently smiling to yourself as you confidently know you have no reason to arise. Then it happens!! Whatever complete dickweed asshole bastard son of Lucifer you live with be it your brother cousins or roommate decides to get up right at the bloody crack of dawn!!! I cannot think of anything more infuriatingly annoying than somebody that does this; they could at least have the courtesy to be quiet and maybe consider yourself but no they bloody bulldoze out of bed charge down the stairs , any bloody body would think theres a fire but no that's just Gillian the room mate arising again. Down the stairs radio switched on back doors open the fags lit up kettles roars on and of course she now finds it necessary to turn the television on as well! I mean iv heard women can multi task but this is something else! What is it ' lets see how much electricity i can use in one morrning' game. So then theres you or me rather laying there in bed now very much awake shall i get up? you think no you don't want to go downstairs maybe? No you've got a roaring hard on so now your trapped in your own room with an embarrassing erection after being slumber disturbed. This is a message to anyone who thinks this is OK to do its not!! HAVE SOME BLOODY CONSIDERATION! The next time it happens IL charge down the stairs fry the mains up with a big FIZZ before swiftly whipping out my manhood and having a big morning piss all over your bloody toast!!! GOT IT! please comment if you share my anger if you disagree leave your name and address at the bottom and IL send the boys round shortly.